Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Home DNA Test

If this doesn't end up causing more problems than it solves, I don't know what will!


Home DNA Test
Chindogu
Unuseless
Useful
  
pollcode.com free polls

[links: www.boingboing.com & www.dnatesting.com]

Monday, March 24, 2008

Cuddle Mattress


Some one needs to make this so it can be considered for Chindoguness.

Cuddle Mattress (if it were real)
Chindogu
Unuseless
Useful
  
pollcode.com free polls

[link: www.xkcd.com]

Friday, March 21, 2008

Beerbelly


Finally some salvation from your kids football game!
Beerbelly
chindogu
unuseless
useful
  
pollcode.com free polls

[links: www.thebeerbelly.com]

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Wifi Signal Status t-Shirt


This Shirt visually displays detected wifi signal strength. Click on the image to see a gif animation of the shirt in action.
wifi signal status t-Shirt
Chindogu
Unuseless
Usful
  
pollcode.com free polls


[links: www.craplinks.com & www.thinkgeek.com]

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Asimo Vs DARPA Dogbot

After seeing this video of Boston Dynamics Dog Robot, I thought about my future death being crushed under the soulless steel claws of this thing (in the future the dogbot will have claws (and lasers)), but it also made me think of Asimo. It made me wonder; does Asimo fit the criteria to be considered chindogu? Obviously Asimo solve solve the problem of the worlds lack of humanoid bipedal machines. But honestly, doesn't it cause more problems than it solves? At least dogbot can stand his own ground when we send him into the field to fight for our oil.




I am changing the polling options a little bit on this one, removing "not" and replacing it with useful. Tell me if this makes more sense (if there are any of you out there)?


Asimo
Chindogu
Unuseless
Useful
  
pollcode.com free polls

[links: www.core77.com]

Monday, March 17, 2008

drink pee

Conserving water, among other things, is of vital importance to our future. But, I reckon, if you the average american to drink their own urine, they will say no. Even if it is filtered, the current social embarrassment experienced, will most certainly prevent these devices from going viral. Maybe in the near future personal urine filtration devices will be as much of a green badge as the prius is.

Drinking Pee
Chindogu
Unuseless
Not
  
pollcode.com free polls

[link: www.coolhunting.com]

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Foodogu

These next three are brought to you by Dr. John Marshall (University of Michigan School of Art & Design Professor) via treehugger.

The Handpresso

A portable espresso machine, powered by a hand pump. My fear with owning one of these is, when leaving for a bike ride, that I would confuse it with my pump. When I get a flat I won't be able to get back home. But at least I could enjoy some good coffe while I wait for someone to pick me up.

Personally I think this item can be a little bit too not unuseless to be chindogu. Just check out these youtube videos.
Handpresso
Chindogu
Unuseless
Not
  
pollcode.com free polls

The Exhaustburger

it speaks for itself.






















Exhaustburger
Chindogu
Unuseless
Not
  
pollcode.com free polls

[Links
treehugger.com/handspresso and treehugger.com/exhaustburger]

Saturday, March 15, 2008

The future of Chindogu

It is my goal that this web space be used for the examination of designed objects. Chindogu is a great starting place for this analysis because it a little river that leads to a great delta of ideas. Yet there are some obvious limitations to classifying objects as Chindogu, since many "real world", manufactured object break one or more of the ten tenants of Chindogu. Some real world object (regardless of how unuseless they are) make to the patent office, are for sale, do prejudice curtain demographics, and (the unthinkable) are used by people. Real world Chindogus are not innocent! Therefore, real world Chindogus need to have their own standard of classification. A standard that takes into account corporate motivation, intelectual property, metaphor, and humor. A standard that still embraces the purity that Chindogu gives us. 

That standard, for our sake, shall be called... "Unuseless." With that I am glad to announce that we have purchased the domain name www.un-useless.com, and will be rebuilding, updating, and moving this blog to that location sometime early this summer. For now I will still post here, and will pray that it starts some discussion (you know who you are).

I leave you with this...



Qualitative analysis of Chindogu... Unuseless, Chindogu, Not?
Unuseless
Chindogu
Not
  
pollcode.com free polls

-Alex

Friday, March 14, 2008

Nubrella





























Chindogu or Not?
Chindogu
Not Chindogu
  
pollcode.com free polls

Hello World


I would like to welcome everyone to Chindogu or Not?, where we ask the question, "is that optimally un useless?" I will have more on the nature, and history, of Chindogu later. But, for now, I will leave you with this question:




...Chindogu or Not?