Wednesday, April 9, 2008

The Beamz Music Performance System



There are plenty of things that make this product ripe for Chindoguhood: the horrible MIDI tracks; the $600 price tag; the convulsive way you flail your hands around to trigger the sounds; the awkward stares you get from coworkers when, during your lunch break on cassual friday, they see you rocking out through your office window. It does however save you from the social pitfall called talent...
"With the beamz, there should be no performance anxiety at all because — whichever beam you break, in whatever sequence — your music is guaranteed to be harmonious. All discordant chords and sour notes have been programmed out so everyone plays great."


There are, however, ways of making this product incredibly cool. But, the Sharper Image was not successful in finding any of them.

My favorite part of the video is at 1:40, the "quiet reverie."
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